Sex with Cars, More Common than you Think

So I posted about the man who has sex with cars, but it appears the concept is more common than I had imagined. SNL even did a spoof ad for a car called the Mercury Mistress, the car you can have sex with.

PUB MERCURY MISTRESS
Uploaded by lets-jam

Hey baby, need a lift?

So, what if I told you there were people that had a "thing" for girls getting their car bogged down and stuck? Well, there is. And they sell videos. As far as I can tell, there's not even any nudity in it, it's just women getting their cars stuck. Though I think this is just more proof that Hummers suck. Not made for offroading at all. (never you mind the fact that they have Jeeps in there too)

I must admit, I'm strangely compelled by this site. It's interesting, to say the least.

Wow, it's actually convincing.

As you might imagine, with a blog like this, I'm rather jaded by all things porn. I'm not as jaded as some people I know that have worked in the industry, but close enough.

So I was honestly surprised when I saw an "amateur" porn that not only appeared to actually be amateur, but good. The girl doesn't overdo it. In fact, she's deliciously understated. And the guy's direction and encouragement comes off as genuine, in that he sounds like he's actually trying to keep her comfortable. On top of that, she she looks at the (stationary!) camera, it's a look that says "I'm actually paying attention to what I'm doing, and what's being done to me." I generally am opposed to breaking the fourth wall when being filmed in such a way, but she does it frankly.

Doesn't hurt that she's quite cute, too. So kudos to you, Mr. Amateur Porn Maker, you've genuinely impressed me.