A penetrating question

A quick one-off, but I love this song. I'm sure many of you have asked just that before.

Rogues do it from behind

How many of you play, or are at least familiar with World of Warcraft? How many of you have had naughty thoughts about the night elves? How many of you are lying to yourself about that last question right now?

Well, you all are in luck! If girls with big ears and fancy armor that does anything but protect, behold World of Whorecraft! That's right, live-action elf on orc action is just a mouseclick away! YouTube has a G4TV preview and the longer preview for you.

On that same note, there seems to be a plethora of WoW porn out there, some of it done by impressively talented artists. And, of coure, the requisite site dedicated to it.

When you absolutely insist on a new hole

There is a disturbing fetish called Wound Sex. Here is the Urban Dictionary definition:

a violent sexual position developed by the ancient satanic occult "Gelaisazore; former leader Father Josh St. Gelais." Like the name "wound sex," the user will find or created a wound; this is generally done with a knife. Once this is done they will then insert there penis into the bloody hole. They will then begin to indugle themselves in a sexual rage, inserting and removing there penis repeatedly. As this process continues the wound will gradually grow in size; often another member will join in to fill in the space. This act is considerably messy and the wound is guaranteed to pick up infection; following the "wound sex."

I would not recommend looking this one up on Google, as it appears the first image results are child porn, which as you may know, I won't link for my own sake. I'm familiar with bloodplay, and other sanguine delights, but this one was new to me until someone shouted it at me after some conversational weirdness. Of course, the first thing that occurred to me was "I should post about it!" Apparently some people don't consider it far off from earning your "red wings", but I just don't see it.

Wound Sex is also depicted in the movie Ma Mere (aka My Mother), which if you're depraved enough to be reading my blog, you very likely should watch.

Stay tuned later this month for some more seafood action! Same batwing time, same batwing channel!

There's bondage, and then there's...

Mummification. I'm actually impressed by this fetish. Most of the stuff I find (and then show you) falls under "weird" or "gross", but this one seems almost like it would fit at Festivus, under Feats of Strength. The scale of bondage mummification brings to the table is one that even frightens me, and for those of you that know me, and know my predilections, that's saying something. I may try this some time, just to see if I can handle it.

Cocoa Soft, the company that makes that video, also makes many other variants, from the more traditional bondage, to vacuum sealing, another extreme on the scale of bondage. One you have to be extremely careful with, I should point out. Breath control, suffocation and vacuum bondage should only be performed by experienced professionals. Yes, I'm quite serious.

Perhaps I was wrong

You know, maybe I was wrong in my last post. Maybe veiny women are a more random fetish. My brain hurts just looking at that site. I guess I can kinda see it, I always liked the way my arms looked when I played percussion, but this takes it to a scale I have trouble comprehending. Also, they're women!

Most random fetish ever

So I've seen some pretty gross fetishes, some rather disturbing fetishes and fetishes that make me want to gouge out my mind's eye. I've posted about many of them here. However, I'm fairly sure that Girls with Hairy Arms counts as the most weirdly random fetish ever.