Sex with Cars, More Common than you Think

So I posted about the man who has sex with cars, but it appears the concept is more common than I had imagined. SNL even did a spoof ad for a car called the Mercury Mistress, the car you can have sex with.

PUB MERCURY MISTRESS
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Hey baby, need a lift?

So, what if I told you there were people that had a "thing" for girls getting their car bogged down and stuck? Well, there is. And they sell videos. As far as I can tell, there's not even any nudity in it, it's just women getting their cars stuck. Though I think this is just more proof that Hummers suck. Not made for offroading at all. (never you mind the fact that they have Jeeps in there too)

I must admit, I'm strangely compelled by this site. It's interesting, to say the least.

Wow, it's actually convincing.

As you might imagine, with a blog like this, I'm rather jaded by all things porn. I'm not as jaded as some people I know that have worked in the industry, but close enough.

So I was honestly surprised when I saw an "amateur" porn that not only appeared to actually be amateur, but good. The girl doesn't overdo it. In fact, she's deliciously understated. And the guy's direction and encouragement comes off as genuine, in that he sounds like he's actually trying to keep her comfortable. On top of that, she she looks at the (stationary!) camera, it's a look that says "I'm actually paying attention to what I'm doing, and what's being done to me." I generally am opposed to breaking the fourth wall when being filmed in such a way, but she does it frankly.

Doesn't hurt that she's quite cute, too. So kudos to you, Mr. Amateur Porn Maker, you've genuinely impressed me.

Adult Swim wins again

If you haven't gone over to Adult Swim's website, you deserve it to yourself to go. Not only do they take clips of all their shows, but they have tons of original content as well. My favorites are the games, not the least of which for this Mario-inspired platformer, Dungeons & Dungeons. I won't spoil the surprise, but considering what kind of blog this is, and the name, you can guess.

By the bye, don't underestimate the power of the vibrator.

Google your own fun

Ok, so I've been talking about all kinds of things I stumble upon on the internet, but here I will share some ways you can find your specific fetish in ways that may not have occurred to you.

Quite possibly the most entertaining way is using inurl and intitle in Google searches. Since Google tries to not only index everything it's linked to, but every subdirectory it can get its spidery mitts on, you can find all sorts of interesting things just by taking advantage of this fact.

The one that first started me down this path has nothing to do with porn, fetishes or anything like that. It's just a cool way to fine a URL for a set of web-enabled cameras that you can watch, and in some cases, control. The search string looks like this: inurl:"viewerframe?mode=refresh" or inurl:"viewerframe?mode=". This gives you an idea of the utility of these Google tools.

But what about intitle? Well, that restricts your searches to just website titles. At first, that may seem overly restrictive, but think about it like this. What words are at the top of virtually every raw folder on the internet? "Index of". So if you're looking for a specific something, and you want to bypass a lot of commercial crap, or if you just want to see what other people's ideas of something are, use it! I started with intitle:"index of" + pr0n for humerous intent. Well, it brought me to TrannyPunk, which is just kind-of odd. that image folder really is more interesting than the rest of the site, in no small part because it appears to have been abandoned. I'm not going to name names, but there are totally some commercial sites you can use this on to bypass their authentication. Not as many of those as there used to be, but they're still out there.

So enjoy yourself. Try it out. See what you come across. Post the more interesting folders and pages you come across.

Dinosaurs fucking Robots

Howdy folks! I am back from the world of Yesterday and Tomorrow! You know what I learned in that crazy place? That dinosaurs have the crazy hots for some robot ass (fender? is it still an ass on a robot?). Also, dinosaurs are very inspirational, and speak in motivational phrases. It's like having a whole family of Tony Robbins's!

This combination of their theme and workplace indecent proposals is my favorite so far.

Artificial Hymen Fun!

So there's a company that offers what it calls an Artificial Virginity Hymen. I know this isn't a fetish directly, but it certainly plays into a lot. A fact that I'm sure will surprise none of my viewing audience, it's made in Japan.

While I haven't personally checked, I would bet this device or one like it is instrumental in "virgin" and "first time" porn. You know, because porn is so real. Ok, I'll leave the deadpan humor to the experts. Seriously, though. Who decided they needed this? Is there such a market for virgins as to create a whole commercial device around this?

Side note, I think much like Fark's Florida tag, I will be making a Japan tag. I may consider a Germany tag too, if I get enough in that direction.