Yet again, my childhood is raped by porn.

Another one to file under "things that should not ever have sex, ever" would the the cast of the '80s cartoon Dungeons and Dragons. But where's the unicorn? Seriously, why half-ass it if you're going there anyway?

Old People Need Fetishes Too

Not that strapons and BDSM are rare fetishes, but when you can't tell the spider veins from the fishnets, it's a little creepy.

So it appears that Eels was but an imitator

Supposedly Led Zeppelin used used some manner of fish as a sexual device during their heyday. So sad to see that even the internet cannot find truly new ideas in debauchery...

Wikipedia

I figured I should link the article on sexual fetishism at Wikipedia here. It's only fair.

Does stacking count?

So, it seems that to get new fetishes, some types like to 'stack' them. For example, is a site about hyperfeminine, furry, hermaphroditic women with a penchant for molesting men's asses one fetish or just a collection of many?