Greater Internet Fetish Theory

Sex with Cars, More Common than you Think

2009-03-25T14:42:00.002-05:00

So I posted about the man who has sex with cars, but it appears the concept is more common than I had imagined. SNL even did a spoof ad for a car called the Mercury Mistress, the car you can have sex with.

PUB MERCURY MISTRESS
Uploaded by lets-jam

Hey baby, need a lift?

2009-03-21T23:37:00.002-05:00

So, what if I told you there were people that had a "thing" for girls getting their car bogged down and stuck? Well, there is. And they sell videos. As far as I can tell, there's not even any nudity in it, it's just women getting their cars stuck. Though I think this is just more proof that Hummers suck. Not made for offroading at all. (never you mind the fact that they have Jeeps in there too)

I must admit, I'm strangely compelled by this site. It's interesting, to say the least.

Wow, it's actually convincing.

2009-03-01T00:22:00.004-05:00

As you might imagine, with a blog like this, I'm rather jaded by all things porn. I'm not as jaded as some people I know that have worked in the industry, but close enough.

So I was honestly surprised when I saw an "amateur" porn that not only appeared to actually be amateur, but good. The girl doesn't overdo it. In fact, she's deliciously understated. And the guy's direction and encouragement comes off as genuine, in that he sounds like he's actually trying to keep her comfortable. On top of that, she she looks at the (stationary!) camera, it's a look that says "I'm actually paying attention to what I'm doing, and what's being done to me." I generally am opposed to breaking the fourth wall when being filmed in such a way, but she does it frankly.

Doesn't hurt that she's quite cute, too. So kudos to you, Mr. Amateur Porn Maker, you've genuinely impressed me.

Adult Swim wins again

2009-02-25T21:17:00.002-05:00

If you haven't gone over to Adult Swim's website, you deserve it to yourself to go. Not only do they take clips of all their shows, but they have tons of original content as well. My favorites are the games, not the least of which for this Mario-inspired platformer, Dungeons & Dungeons. I won't spoil the surprise, but considering what kind of blog this is, and the name, you can guess.

By the bye, don't underestimate the power of the vibrator.

Google your own fun

2009-02-20T17:53:00.002-05:00

Ok, so I've been talking about all kinds of things I stumble upon on the internet, but here I will share some ways you can find your specific fetish in ways that may not have occurred to you.

Quite possibly the most entertaining way is using inurl and intitle in Google searches. Since Google tries to not only index everything it's linked to, but every subdirectory it can get its spidery mitts on, you can find all sorts of interesting things just by taking advantage of this fact.

The one that first started me down this path has nothing to do with porn, fetishes or anything like that. It's just a cool way to fine a URL for a set of web-enabled cameras that you can watch, and in some cases, control. The search string looks like this: inurl:"viewerframe?mode=refresh" or inurl:"viewerframe?mode=". This gives you an idea of the utility of these Google tools.

But what about intitle? Well, that restricts your searches to just website titles. At first, that may seem overly restrictive, but think about it like this. What words are at the top of virtually every raw folder on the internet? "Index of". So if you're looking for a specific something, and you want to bypass a lot of commercial crap, or if you just want to see what other people's ideas of something are, use it! I started with intitle:"index of" + pr0n for humerous intent. Well, it brought me to TrannyPunk, which is just kind-of odd. that image folder really is more interesting than the rest of the site, in no small part because it appears to have been abandoned. I'm not going to name names, but there are totally some commercial sites you can use this on to bypass their authentication. Not as many of those as there used to be, but they're still out there.

So enjoy yourself. Try it out. See what you come across. Post the more interesting folders and pages you come across.

Dinosaurs fucking Robots

2009-02-19T08:37:00.003-05:00

Howdy folks! I am back from the world of Yesterday and Tomorrow! You know what I learned in that crazy place? That dinosaurs have the crazy hots for some robot ass (fender? is it still an ass on a robot?). Also, dinosaurs are very inspirational, and speak in motivational phrases. It's like having a whole family of Tony Robbins's!

This combination of their theme and workplace indecent proposals is my favorite so far.

Artificial Hymen Fun!

2009-02-02T00:32:00.003-05:00

So there's a company that offers what it calls an Artificial Virginity Hymen. I know this isn't a fetish directly, but it certainly plays into a lot. A fact that I'm sure will surprise none of my viewing audience, it's made in Japan.

While I haven't personally checked, I would bet this device or one like it is instrumental in "virgin" and "first time" porn. You know, because porn is so real. Ok, I'll leave the deadpan humor to the experts. Seriously, though. Who decided they needed this? Is there such a market for virgins as to create a whole commercial device around this?

Side note, I think much like Fark's Florida tag, I will be making a Japan tag. I may consider a Germany tag too, if I get enough in that direction.

PowerPuff Girls

2009-01-31T01:21:00.003-05:00

With this image I destroy many childhoods. (As a side note, I intend to destroy more childhood memories in the future) By the bye, unless I actually claim credit for making it, I did not make the images I post. If you are the original creator, give me a heads up and I will attribute them.

Woman marries Eiffel Tower

2009-01-29T21:04:00.002-05:00

Ok, so this happened a little ways last year, but I just found it. This woman married the Eiffel Tower. She claims to have a thing for inanimate objects, but I think she's really a size queen. ;)

I'm thinking she and the guy that has sex with cars should try partner swapping.

Inspector Gadget!

2009-01-29T20:53:00.002-05:00

Well, I just got my first request in a while, Inspector Gadget! I have to say, it appears that most of what I found in that area could charitably called loli and beastiality. Gadget is much less popular than Penny by a long shot. Even Brain seems to get more action in people's minds than the Good Inspector.

I must say that surprises me, considering the concept has even infiltrated mainstream culture. Hell, Eminem put it in a song.

Anyway, here is a little set to get you all started. Make sure to check the filter boxes if you want to see more than the bare minimums.

E.T. Porn

2009-01-27T21:52:00.004-05:00

You know, I've seen lots of porn that could be considered "alien porn". Either hot women from outer space, or all kinds of other creatures coming to Earth to rape our women. Heck, it's even infiltrated the mainstream with shows like Mars Needs Women and movies like Earth Girls are Easy. I've always wondered about that. Do we just have the hottest females in the universe? Not that I'm complaining, mind you. It's terribly convenient to be born on the same planet as them ;)

But at least it all isn't like that. What would E.T. look like having sex? What about as a female having sex? Wonder no longer! That's only a short clip. You can also find a Torrent of the whole video here.

Lovecraft Would Make This Face During Sex

2009-01-26T07:14:00.001-05:00

Staring as he thrusted. Staring. Just staring.

AsianNurseBondageWearingGlassesAndHoseAndShowingFeet

2009-01-25T13:57:00.002-05:00

Fuck, that's a lot of fetishes.

Back Massages

2009-01-24T23:05:00.003-05:00

I have no words for this. I am laughing too hard.

Footography

2009-01-24T10:08:00.002-05:00

I have another entertaining song for you! Foot Patrol has a song out called Footography. Last.fm link. I indend to bring out more entertaining songs about fetishes as I find them.

1 Guy 1 Cup

2009-01-24T02:20:00.002-05:00

Ok, so I'm really behind in mentioning this, but it deserves a spot on my blog.

1 Guy 1 Cup really has nothing to do with the 2 Girls 1 Cup "class" porn horror other than the name. And you have been fairly warned, this is a horror. dude sticks a glass jar in his ass. Breakage occurs. That should be enough to convince you not to click the link.

Futanaria

2009-01-24T02:10:00.004-05:00

Ok, so this is something I've been aware of for a few months now, but it occurred to me I should post.

Futanaria is a website dedicated to live-action emulations of futanari girls (aka hermaphodites, new-halfs (halves?), dickgirls but not shemales). I've seen some videos like this out of Japan, but Futanaria serves with two interesting distinctions.

1. It's designed for a Western audience. I don't remember a live-action version of this fetish focused on English-speaking world before.

2. It's actually surprisingly soft-core in a lot of ways. Considering the subject matter at hand, they do, for the most part, take something of a glamour angle with their subject matter. No deep dicking (that' I've found), nothing except actually cumming. It's an interesting treatment. I wonder how much of it is due to technical limitations of how they're wearing those things.

(and for the record, I don't get paid for linking commercial sites. At least, not yet. ;)

Paper Cutouts

2009-01-23T20:01:00.002-05:00

Howdy folks! I know I've been waaay out of it with posting stuff, but frankly I've been bored. Not enough funny/weird stuff out there and too much disturbing stuff. Well, today I have something new and fun!

Paper cutouts, and interacting with them. Fair warning, the stuff in there ranges from saccharine cute to disturbing as hell. My personal favorite from a "that's impressive" standpoint is the demon girl and the soap. That's some impressive work!

Cakes! And farting.

2008-07-18T20:45:00.003-05:00

http://www.cakefarts.com/

It's not the most reliable link, but it's hilarious. I'm not sure if it counts as a fetish, but I'm going to take some artistic license and post it anyway.

I LOLed. :)

Man has sex with cars

2008-06-04T18:23:00.003-05:00

The Telegraph has an article about a man that has admitted to having sex with over 1000 cars. He says his greatest moment was having sex with the Airwolf helicopter. That's just awesome. Way to live the dream, man!

WetRiffs

2007-11-08T17:43:00.000-05:00

Yah yah, I know. I've been away for a long-ass time. Work is kicking my ass, what can I say.

that said, I have to let you know that Wet Riffs is open! For those of you who don't know/remember, XKCD posted this comic about fetishes, finishing with WetRiffs.com. Well, they've followed through!

Have fun with your naked-in-a-shower-with-a-guitar porn. :)

Well on his way to a Darwin Award

2007-09-30T08:37:00.001-05:00

Ok, I will be experimenting with embedded video with this post. I'm aware of electrostimulation, but this has to be the stupidest at-home variant evar.

(warning the site appears to be somewhat unfriendly with its ads)

[UPDATE] Looks like the link is dead. For those of you wondering, it was a guy that wrapped his penis in tin foil and then stuck a protrusion of that foil into a light socket and proceeded to scream like a little girl.

Quite a cutting remark

2007-08-21T07:42:00.000-05:00

If you're not already familiar with slash fiction, this Wikipedia article should broaden your horizons a bit. Unsurprisingly, the concept of slash fanfiction originated with the original Star Trek, and some of the fans' desire to see Kirk/Spock go at it like a couple of crazed baboons in heat.

Well, I have hit the mother lode of fanfiction on the internet, and that includes slash fiction. Unsurprisingly, Harry Potter dominates both regular fanfiction and slash fanfiction on that site, utterly eclipsing all other topics, even the venerable Star Trek itself. (and I'm a bad geek, I went to the movie section first when looking for Harry Potter)

It's a treasure trove of all kinds of fiction in there, and if you can think of a piece of fiction, the chances are strong someone here has made a fanfiction for it here. There's Futurama, Marvel Zombies (which is something that should have been bad, bit ended up being totally awesome), Sonic the Hedgehog (a surprisingly popular choice) and Mighty Ducks, just to name a few.

Oh, and I would like to thank XKCD for today's inspiration.

So overdue...

2007-08-14T17:22:00.001-05:00

Ok, I promised you all more eels and the like, and I've been remiss. GENKI appears to peg quite a lot of the weird scales. Hell, they alone could be responsible for the stereotype of the Japanese and crazy fetishes.

Behold one of their newer releases, a woman completely covered in silk worms. Silk worms hanging on, and impaled by wires. I think that really deserves a D: (or maybe they're meal worms?) For your sanity, don't watch the preview video here. Actually, pretty much all the videos there will cause you to lose SAN. Yes, that was a Cthulhu reference. When you see that many writhing beings on a woman's body, what else could you imagine? It's like they combined the Japanese penchant for tentacle sex with their addiction of turning all their anime into live-action movies.

They also have a section on strangulation, and one that I would call "normal" fetishes. Normal being a highly relative word around here. You know, cosplay, strap-ons and smoking.

Yeesh.

A more normal site

2007-08-07T08:11:00.000-05:00

This really isn't quite on the same level as most of the stuff I post, I felt it deserved a shout. The T-Spot is a blog all about sex toys, reviews and the use of them. Seems a cool way to find out what might just stimulate you and your partner if you're not too experienced with sex toys. :)

I particularly liked this post about the various materials sex toys are made of. Like I had no idea that jelly rubber was related to latex. Looks like I'll be skipping out on jelly toys now.

RealDoll!

2007-08-03T17:32:00.000-05:00

Ok, I'm sure most, if not all of you, are familiar with RealDoll. Well, here is a wince-worthy look into some of the lives of the owners of said RealDolls. It's not nearly as happy-fun entertaining as the HBO Real Sex on Real Dolls. It's much sadder.

A penetrating question

2007-07-22T08:48:00.001-05:00

A quick one-off, but I love this song. I'm sure many of you have asked just that before.

Rogues do it from behind

2007-07-22T08:07:00.000-05:00

How many of you play, or are at least familiar with World of Warcraft? How many of you have had naughty thoughts about the night elves? How many of you are lying to yourself about that last question right now?

Well, you all are in luck! If girls with big ears and fancy armor that does anything but protect, behold World of Whorecraft! That's right, live-action elf on orc action is just a mouseclick away! YouTube has a G4TV preview and the longer preview for you.

On that same note, there seems to be a plethora of WoW porn out there, some of it done by impressively talented artists. And, of coure, the requisite site dedicated to it.

When you absolutely insist on a new hole

2007-07-16T17:24:00.000-05:00

There is a disturbing fetish called Wound Sex. Here is the Urban Dictionary definition:

a violent sexual position developed by the ancient satanic occult "Gelaisazore; former leader Father Josh St. Gelais." Like the name "wound sex," the user will find or created a wound; this is generally done with a knife. Once this is done they will then insert there penis into the bloody hole. They will then begin to indugle themselves in a sexual rage, inserting and removing there penis repeatedly. As this process continues the wound will gradually grow in size; often another member will join in to fill in the space. This act is considerably messy and the wound is guaranteed to pick up infection; following the "wound sex."

I would not recommend looking this one up on Google, as it appears the first image results are child porn, which as you may know, I won't link for my own sake. I'm familiar with bloodplay, and other sanguine delights, but this one was new to me until someone shouted it at me after some conversational weirdness. Of course, the first thing that occurred to me was "I should post about it!" Apparently some people don't consider it far off from earning your "red wings", but I just don't see it.

Wound Sex is also depicted in the movie Ma Mere (aka My Mother), which if you're depraved enough to be reading my blog, you very likely should watch.

Stay tuned later this month for some more seafood action! Same batwing time, same batwing channel!

There's bondage, and then there's...

2007-07-04T09:05:00.000-05:00

Mummification. I'm actually impressed by this fetish. Most of the stuff I find (and then show you) falls under "weird" or "gross", but this one seems almost like it would fit at Festivus, under Feats of Strength. The scale of bondage mummification brings to the table is one that even frightens me, and for those of you that know me, and know my predilections, that's saying something. I may try this some time, just to see if I can handle it.

Cocoa Soft, the company that makes that video, also makes many other variants, from the more traditional bondage, to vacuum sealing, another extreme on the scale of bondage. One you have to be extremely careful with, I should point out. Breath control, suffocation and vacuum bondage should only be performed by experienced professionals. Yes, I'm quite serious.

Perhaps I was wrong

2007-07-01T10:54:00.000-05:00

You know, maybe I was wrong in my last post. Maybe veiny women are a more random fetish. My brain hurts just looking at that site. I guess I can kinda see it, I always liked the way my arms looked when I played percussion, but this takes it to a scale I have trouble comprehending. Also, they're women!

Most random fetish ever

2007-07-01T08:07:00.000-05:00

So I've seen some pretty gross fetishes, some rather disturbing fetishes and fetishes that make me want to gouge out my mind's eye. I've posted about many of them here. However, I'm fairly sure that Girls with Hairy Arms counts as the most weirdly random fetish ever.

Be careful what you wish for

2007-06-06T08:10:00.001-05:00

So I, uh, found some tall women. Long, too. It's kinda sad when I find stuff like this and my first thought is "that's totally going on the site!"

A challenge to my readers

2007-06-01T07:52:00.000-05:00

I am surprised I had never thought to look for this before online, but I have a thing for tall women.

Somehow, this is the one porn I have trouble finding. Seriously, is there any decent site out there dedicated to taller women? Everything I find are just redirects or dead links. :/

Yet again, my childhood is raped by porn.

2007-05-21T01:09:00.000-05:00

Another one to file under "things that should not ever have sex, ever" would the the cast of the '80s cartoon Dungeons and Dragons. But where's the unicorn? Seriously, why half-ass it if you're going there anyway?

Old People Need Fetishes Too

2007-05-15T20:57:00.000-05:00

Not that strapons and BDSM are rare fetishes, but when you can't tell the spider veins from the fishnets, it's a little creepy.

So it appears that Eels was but an imitator

2007-05-06T20:23:00.000-05:00

Supposedly Led Zeppelin used used some manner of fish as a sexual device during their heyday. So sad to see that even the internet cannot find truly new ideas in debauchery...

Wikipedia

2007-05-05T11:32:00.000-05:00

I figured I should link the article on sexual fetishism at Wikipedia here. It's only fair.

Does stacking count?

2007-05-01T16:55:00.001-05:00

So, it seems that to get new fetishes, some types like to 'stack' them. For example, is a site about hyperfeminine, furry, hermaphroditic women with a penchant for molesting men's asses one fetish or just a collection of many?

Fetish of pure hilarity

2007-04-27T00:13:00.000-05:00

I must sympathize with this unfortunate man. Such a fixation can be all-consuming. I know men that spend their whole life dealing with it.

The Four Horsemen of the Internet Apocalypse

2007-04-26T16:43:00.000-05:00

A long time ago, my room mate and I came up with the Four Horsemen of the Internet Apocalypse. They were images so disturbing that they must register as the downfall of all things good on the internet. I will not be linking them, for my own sake (though I have already linked one). You can easily Google them if you really want to know. Likely you know them already

1. Goatse.cx - Nothing says disturbing like a man's gaping anus. While only one picture is world-(in)famous, I have had the distinct displeasure of seeing the entire series, which also demonstrates why his anus is gaping.

2. TubGirl - She's fat, she's spewing a fountain of her own filth. 'nuff said.

3. Lemon Party - Nothing like a circle jerk of old men to really put you off your Wheaties. It's like a perverted vision of Schindler's List. Well, at least the parts with old naked men.

4. Eels - A woman has decided to insert live eels into her vagina and shoot them out. And then eat them.

So there you have it, the Four Horsemen. Proof that all that is good about the internet has been eclipsed by the perversion of humanity.

Rule 34

2007-04-26T00:04:00.000-05:00

So it appears that there was already a name for the Theory, Rule 34. Not terribly descriptive, so I'm sticking with mine.

Also, you all don't have to just submit ideas for stuff you don't think is real. If you stumble across anything that you think counts as an 'odd fetish', send it to me and I'll post it for everyone's edification.

Some things shouldn't have sex

2007-04-25T20:11:00.000-05:00

Seriously. If you haven't seen the hilariously horrific Happy Tree Friends, you deserve it to yourself to wince through a few episodes. It's an experience you won't soon forget.

That said, the Happy Tree Friends should never be depicted having sex. Ever. Pardon me, I'm going to find the mind bleach.

Sex on Infinite Worlds

2007-04-25T17:00:00.000-05:00

Those of you that play Second Life likely already know the sheer weirdness that can happen there. I'm not a Second Lifer myself (though I technically do have a character), but I can appreciate a place where you can literally make anything you can imagine real.

I'm not alone in this, of course. Heck, The Second Life Herald has a whole section dedicated sexuality. I'm going to point out a few choice bits of theirs. Hey, while you're at it, buy yourself a virtual lapdance (and, of course, ogle the Post Six Girls)!

Thrown to the Wolves: A Newbie Discovers Yiffing.

AgePlay Slut Asks, “Where Da Tweeners At?”(Note, I will never link any real-life pedo stuff on here. that's just asking for waaay too much in the way of problems from the law)

The whole 'Fear and Loathing' series is not to be missed.

(on a personal note, Silk Fussbudget might be the most beautiful avatar I've ever seen)

This post is for the birds...

2007-04-25T16:45:00.000-05:00

Well, our first comment has to do with bird porn. Off the bat they assumed that it would fall under furry, and rightly so. But before we get to that, I would also like to point out that it isn't the only bird porn out there (sub required).

But on to what you were expecting!

First, you have your typical cosplay.

But you know, that's kinda dull. Why not add lizards, the undead and homoeroticism to really spice up that fantasy? Actually, that's enough right there. I'm just going to send you to the VCL if you really need to find more.

Some people have seen too much of the world

2007-04-24T07:51:00.000-05:00

This was posted on another forum. the original poster has allowed me to copy it here, but wished to remain anonymous. Please make sure you're not eating.

I've seen an older french porno where they show what must be the precursor to "unbirthing".

A man gets his whole head inside the woman, and there are no props involved. The prep work was fisting then two fists then two arms and finally working up to four arms to widen everything out before he got the top of his head in there.

There was copious amounts of fluid coming out, and I don't think it was just lube that got put up there.

It was done as a continuous take.

That was pretty disturbing.

So if it was fake, then it was done very well, unlike the fake one where the woman is lying down and it's obviously fake with a rubberized/plastic body.

I think the felching/snowball/anal combo done by a real life porn star was worse than a lot of fetishes mentioned. That stuff sounds weird, but not nasty enough to make veteran porn stars vomit.

There used to be a female porn star with a prolapsed anus. Prior to the full prolapse, she was doing hard core anal gangbangs sometimes with 2 and attempts at 3 penises in one hole at a time. The geometry after 2 penises in one hole gets kind of interesting.

Anyways, she did a whole gangbang with finish in her rectum. Another female pornstar also snowballs into her gaping open rectum. Then she squats over a large champagne glass and shits out the sperm + lube + bits of shit.

Then she picks up the glass and downs it all in one gulp.

A veteran female porn star was on set and off camera, and she plus a few others were vomiting up a storm after that last part.

The prolapsed anus female porn star also makes art by squirting out paint from her prolapsed anus. I remember reading that she was getting $5k for the paintings.

There's really not much left out there to try to imagine. You've got the specializations of the various major fetishes that carry it all.

The faux nullo thing where the guy gets his whole area folded and sewed up into his body with thick thread for a weekend is kind of disturbing. It's like you become a transsexual for the weekend only.

Perhaps I'm getting jaded by all the hyper combo fetishes. Where's ye olde S&M standby with a little bit of spanking?

Sometimes, there's such thing as going too far.

Wearing a Hello Kitty costume while doing your temp-nullo boyfriend dressed as manfaye while on top of a freshly killed llama corpse that's been done up turducken style, and eating chili that's been snowballed into your temp-nullo boyfriend's ass, after being scooped out of the llama's ass is just too damn complicated.

You need a fucking flow chart and project diagram to get anywhere.

I can't believe I didn't post this first...

2007-04-22T11:11:00.000-05:00

I can't believe I forgot to point out Stile Project. It seems like such a natural choice for a site talking about the weirdness of people's fetishes.

Warning! Pretty much everything on this site is not safe for work, but I'd like to extra point that out for Stile Project.

While you're at it, take a gander at Eels.

They did that on Porpoise

2007-04-22T10:54:00.000-05:00

I have been asked to find fetishes related to Thalidomide birth defects. I'm still searching on that one, but looking up "flipper fetish" pointed me to this.

Also, did you hear the one about the Thalidomide porn star? He had an arm like a baby's dick.

Interview with a 'nullo'

2007-04-21T19:34:00.000-05:00

I'll post more responses in a bit, but this one was worth dropping.

Interview with a 'nullo'

Definition here, if you don't want to read the interview itself.

A couple discovered by friends

2007-04-21T00:14:00.000-05:00

It looks like I have started a few friends on the path of looking up the bizarre already.

Much to my amusement, they have stumbled onto voreaphilia, which is a cannibalistic fetish rare to most people, but less uncommon in the furry community. I assume it has to do with the whole predator/prey thing furrys have going on. I, of course, was already familiar, as is Something Awful.

Not to be undone, I pointed out unbirthing to them. Again largely the purview of the furry community (to my knowledge, though I know some child phychs use something like this fetish for therapeutic reasons. I think they're crazy). I'm frankly weirded out by unbirthing more than other fetishes, even the perennial gross-out favorite, squicking.

I'm still debating on whether to inline images of examples. It's not like this blog will ever be work safe...

Welcome to the Greater Internet Fetish Theory!

2007-04-20T19:51:00.000-05:00

A long time ago, I came up with the idea that all fetishes that can be thought of already exist somewhere on the internet by the simple fact that you've thought of them. I didn't have a good name for it, but fortunately Penny Arcade provided inspiration.

If anyone reading also reads Questionable Content, they also have described this, but they called it something else completely. Just more proof that good ideas strike many people. Sadly for me, they did think to post it online before me.

So now to the meat of this blog! I intend to test this idea. so what I want you all to do is post comments or email me (gmail is my mail and happysin is my name) about fetishes you don't think exist, or are at least weird enough you don't think they're online yet. Also, do try to make it a little difficult. Everyone knows about BDSM, furry, feet and other common fetishes. A silicone-injected penis might be a good guideline for the level of rarity/weirdness I'm looking for.

Happy hunting!