A long time ago, my room mate and I came up with the Four Horsemen of the Internet Apocalypse. They were images so disturbing that they must register as the downfall of all things good on the internet. I will not be linking them, for my own sake (though I have already linked one). You can easily Google them if you really want to know. Likely you know them already
1. Goatse.cx - Nothing says disturbing like a man's gaping anus. While only one picture is world-(in)famous, I have had the distinct displeasure of seeing the entire series, which also demonstrates why his anus is gaping.
2. TubGirl - She's fat, she's spewing a fountain of her own filth. 'nuff said.
3. Lemon Party - Nothing like a circle jerk of old men to really put you off your Wheaties. It's like a perverted vision of Schindler's List. Well, at least the parts with old naked men.
4. Eels - A woman has decided to insert live eels into her vagina and shoot them out. And then eat them.
So there you have it, the Four Horsemen. Proof that all that is good about the internet has been eclipsed by the perversion of humanity.
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